February 2012
291 posts
i think if life were fair, john o’callaghan could be right now in my bed, just waiting for me…
fearthebonilla:
When I Get Home, You’re So Dead...
when i'm not talking about bands: *talking about food*
when i'm not talking about food: *talking about bands*
fangirling:
what I think I said: YOU ARE A SEXY BEAST AND I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN
what I said: can you sign this
what I think they said: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU ALL MY LIFE I LOVE YOU MARRY ME GIRL I'D STEAL THE MONA LISA I CAN LIVE WIHTOUT YOU BUT WITHOUT YOU I'LL BE MISERABLE AT BEST CHECK YES JULIET BABY BABY BLUE EYES
what they said: sure!!!
All Time Low fans: Alex Gaskarth is a lyrical genius
Alex Gaskarth: Figure it out boy, you trippin'
All Time Low fans: Such beauty that spills from his pen
Alex Gaskarth: too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much
All Time Low fans: I'm crying he's such a lovely artist.
Alex Gaskarth: That girl, that girl she's such a bitch I tell myself I can handle it.
All Time Low fans: He's done it again, that beautiful soul.
Police officer: Anything you say will be held against you
Me: The Maine
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
person: you can't buy happiness
me: you've obviously never bought concert tickets then
i need more tattoos :(
markhopponus:
i fell in love with the boy at the rock show he said “EVAN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE TURN MY MIC ON”
hereisours:
I’m bandsexual
I’m seem to only be attracted to people in bands
sigh
